Ok, ok, last one.
"You are my only RIVER"
I... ok, actually, this one isn't as cheesy as the other two. It's hard to think of cheesy Water-type pick-up lines. Oh well.
A shiny Totodile for that special someone on Valentine's day! This one actually was the EASIEST. And I draw fwuffy animals easiest!
...So wait... Totodile's fwuffy?